i was playing animal crossing while laying next to my grandma and i usually complain a lot out loud and i go “gosh i need to donate more fishes to my museum” and she just turns to me and says “what you need is a boyfriend and maybe a couple friends”
so i work in a pharmacy and a 15 year old girl just came in so i asked if i could help her and she turned and looked me directly in the eye and said “do you know the cure for a broken heart” and my colleague had to take over because i was laughing so hard
ive always hated kids
"did you hate yourself when you were a kid"
why is it even called tumblr what does it even mean
OH MY GOD
WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK GOOGLE.
WELL ALRIGHTY THEN.
why is everyone on tumblr so attractive
how can i be attractive
what’s the html code
is there a tutorial to be attractive
- someone: i like your shirt
- me: so do i that's why i bought it
SHAMING SOMEONE BECAUSE OF THEIR APPEARANCE
never let this die
Every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death.
this makes me feel so uneasy
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