(Source: znaci, via white-blood-cell)

/Posted 1 month ago
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greylilacs:

"you’re going to hurt yourself…"

"YOLO"

(via teamgold)

/Posted 4 months ago
60039

rottenflesh-and-brokenbones:

when I was little, I went through a phase where I’d wear my Spiderman costume under all my clothes, so I wore it for about 3 years straight and my mom never found out until one day when we were at a family party, I was wearing the costume under a really fancy and expensive dress, and someone started choking on something so I ripped off the dress to reveal the costume to try and save them, and I think my mom just about had a heart attack

(via fuucksicle)

/Posted 6 months ago
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princessyandere:

the-angie-christ:

thethreeamigops:

feelin-good-in-the-inc:

nu4:

Where can I watch this?! 

Are we just not gonna talk about the last guy’s reaction?

Are we not going to talk about the fact that there is a tv show in japan where random things around the room are made of chocolate and people have to go around and bite EVERYTHING to check 

can someone post the fucking source video already

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x193jrk

(Source: iraffiruse, via jooferslannister)

/Posted 6 months ago
897016
heyfunniest:

WOAH.
/Posted 6 months ago
32193
/Posted 6 months ago
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/Posted 6 months ago
111873
marinashutup:

my brother blocked me on twitter and i’m really upset because his tweets are pure gold

marinashutup:

my brother blocked me on twitter and i’m really upset because his tweets are pure gold

(via startella-nubucks)

/Posted 7 months ago
239908
wizzlbang:

ratchetmess:

how did the design team not see that

put these fucking dicks in your ears

wizzlbang:

ratchetmess:

how did the design team not see that

put these fucking dicks in your ears

(via ofmiceandblack)

/Posted 7 months ago
101156

Anonymous said: y u no post?!

I hate the new tumblr.

/Posted 7 months ago
coolingbree:

oprimer:



oh my god
/Posted 10 months ago
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(Source: wheneveristop, via nhiminhi)

/Posted 10 months ago
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nigiris:

i was playing animal crossing while laying next to my grandma and i usually complain a lot out loud and i go “gosh i need to donate more fishes to my museum” and she just turns to me and says “what you need is a boyfriend and maybe a couple friends”

image

 thank

(via nhiminhi)

/Posted 10 months ago
172733

awkwardvagina:

so i work in a pharmacy and a 15 year old girl just came in so i asked if i could help her and she turned and looked me directly in the eye and said “do you know the cure for a broken heart” and my colleague had to take over because i was laughing so hard

(via shartkeisha)

/Posted 1 year ago
132906

maliciousmelons:

ive always hated kids

"did you hate yourself when you were a kid"

yes

(via kanikapil-akua)

/Posted 1 year ago
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